Episodes
Wednesday Jul 08, 2020
Fan Mail No. 2 - A Lengthy Fan Letter Response
Wednesday Jul 08, 2020
Wednesday Jul 08, 2020
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Sunday Jul 05, 2020
Episode 75 - Several Minor Events of Note
Sunday Jul 05, 2020
Sunday Jul 05, 2020
The Hopstanopolis Ornithopter Corps: We go up! A brief visit with the icy but striking Captain Panona Humplebumple, the crew of Teliferous decides to lend the Corps a hand by investigating a number of unknown islands.
They might even get paid this time!
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Sunday Jun 28, 2020
Episode 74 - Cloud Storage
Sunday Jun 28, 2020
Sunday Jun 28, 2020
Minty-freshly finished with their encounter in the depths of Lab 84, the crew of Teliferous return to Hopstanopolis as tenuous allies of the gnomes. To report on the strange happenings of the lab, the group is ushered along to a miraculous gnomish device known only as The Cloud. As the crew prepares to grapple with the abstract nature of memories and truth, Tarajux attempts to vape the datasphere, then discusses merchandising opportunities for the intrepid heroes of a world that wants them dead.
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Monday Jun 22, 2020
Episode 73 - Toothpaste Gone Bad
Monday Jun 22, 2020
Monday Jun 22, 2020
Face to face with their mintiest foe yet, the crew prepares for a titanic battle to decide the fate of all gnomekind (in the immediate 30-foot vicinity). Will repeated applications of brute force be enough to paste this...paste?
In their most dire hour, Tarajux and Desmond are left with no choice but to unleash their ultimate combo attack: The Super Hydrodynamic Hypercolliding Aeroquatic Mega Storm Friendship Cannon Deluxe!
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Monday Jun 15, 2020
Episode 72 - Desmond - ON ICE
Monday Jun 15, 2020
Monday Jun 15, 2020
The crew of Teliferous descends into the abandoned gnomish labs to prove their worth to the Patent Office. Something foul and wicked and minty fresh has overtaken the twisting halls of progress within; it’s up to our heroes to tumble their way through the realms of the gnomes, testing their vast and varied wits against a mindless blob of slime with a taste for the scientific.
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Sunday Jun 07, 2020
Episode 71 - Hopstanopolis
Sunday Jun 07, 2020
Sunday Jun 07, 2020
The glorious city of the gnomes! Freshly vetted by their meeting with Mayor Applejack Crumbledown and Crampernack Quillshooter, the party enters the bureaucratic labyrinth of the great flying city of Hopstanopolis. To prove themselves to their greatest skeptic, Ellibelle Horkusporcus, the team of adventurers are dispatched to the mysterious Lab 84.
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Sunday May 31, 2020
Episode 70 - Semi-Maiden Voyage
Sunday May 31, 2020
Sunday May 31, 2020
Free of the city’s myriad dangers and slightly poorer, the group briefly debates the merits of badgers, crystals, and the fey. After a refreshing mountain hike, the party is reunited with Teliferous, and prepares for their trip beyond the edge of the world. Meanwhile, Falrak discovers a distressing new development with his bride-to-be. Out among the open sky, the crew of Teliferous stumbles upon a strange and magnificent new sight, hanging in the abyss.
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Sunday May 17, 2020
Episode 69 - Coin
Sunday May 17, 2020
Sunday May 17, 2020
As the Valor of Jux looms overhead, the party plots their assault on the indomitable symbol of Juxian hubris. Tarajux’s launch is interrupted by a newly swole-inated Falrak, and Leolin starts a most unsettling coin collection with the help of a stranger. With mysteries mounting and new dangers above and below, the party does the sensible thing: visit some vagrants!
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Sunday May 17, 2020
Episode 68 - The Emperor’s New Speech
Sunday May 17, 2020
Sunday May 17, 2020
Wealthy beyond imagining and eager to ruin their streak of one (1) successful business deal, the group enters the grand city of Jux once more. As Vimish Rinwind grapples with the labyrinthine bureaucracies of the Tectology Department, Falrak plans to get swole, and Leolin embraces his destiny as the Crossbow Guy. When Emperor Jux delivers a grand announcement, an old foe will once more cast its shadow upon the lands below.
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Sunday May 10, 2020
Episode 67 - Nothing Bad Happens in This Episode
Sunday May 10, 2020
Sunday May 10, 2020
Thrarat Caverock, Fled Cheek, Barndel Thrucks, Eldrin Moredark, and Itchy Steve make a daring pilgrimage to the dwarven outpost, carrying with them their hard-won earthen trove. The Crimson Sapphires: those bloodied and cursed stones, hauled from the ground at the winter’s crest, the coveted treasure sought by bandits the world over! The gems that drew the ire of the Midnight Hounds and Fleshripper Gang; at last, the crew of tunneling landship Borborygm is safe beyond the prismarine clutches of the Velvet King. Or are they?
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